A GOAT IS EATING MY PANTS!!!

It has come to my attention that some of the stories Kelley has been reciting to our riveted fans have been somewhat scewed. I would like to apologize to our readers for any confusion that may have occured and I would like to reasure you that everything that you read in my posts will be entirely fact based and accurate.

This morning a giant sea monster rose out of the Bodensee and tormented the poor citizens of Konstanz, but I grabbed my trident and surfboard and banished the fiendish fillet to the dark recesses of the lake...

So we had cornflakes this morning T_T'' It was far less exciting than the fish fight that I had hoped for... Regardless, the corn flakes were delicious. Alfred then drove us into Konstanz and Kelley and I shopped for a few hours. We were quite succesful in our endeavors. I am the proud new owner of a nifty jacket from H&M and Kelley is now adorning a beautiful shell necklace once worn by Ariel, the Little Mermaid.

We then drove into Switzerland and had originally planned to take the lift up to the top of a mountain. Alas, it was raining and our plans were mitigated by legions of falling liquid. We then drove through the Swiss valleys and zig zagged up and down the mountains for most of the afternoon, stopping in little towns to have a drink and walk in the Fusgängerzone (pedestrian zone). We had dinner overlooking the surrounding valleys and the very first mountains of the Swiss Alps. For dinner we all had Schnitzel with Swiss Macaroni and Cheese. Ive had schnitzel for dinner four nights in a row now, and Kelley has had it three out of the last four nights. We're very adventuous when it comes to our cullinary selections.

After dinner we cuddled with Billy goats and Bunnies. I wanted to take the smallest one home with me, he would have fit in well in suburban Virginia. After our goatnapping was rendered unsuccesful, Kelley clambered her way through a suspended rope tunnel while I laugued at her and took pictures. Once we got back to Allensbach Kelley, Sabine and I got delicious Waldmeister ice cream and raided the flea market. Before heading home Kelley and I sat down on a stone wall and watched the sun set across Lake Constance. The bright orange of the sun sparkled beautifully across the light blue shades of the water.

I hope you enjoyed this unskewed review of todays occurances. I will be sure to edit my collegues future posts to ensure that all their contents are accurate and unbiased.

Good night!

Love Kelley and Phillip